“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a golf nut. You’ll never see me on weekends during golf season.””Well, dear,” she murmured. “I have a confession to make too. I’m a hooker.””No big deal,” replied the groom. “Just keep your head down and your
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“I’m fed up with your jealousy,” the furious wife told her husband.”Do you think I don’t realize you’re having me followed by a detective who’s tall, blond, has green eyes and is very nice, although a little shy at first?”
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold. Good friends go softly in your walking; lest she should wake and rise up talking.
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter that was single.One day he decides to throw a huge party, during the party he announces: “My dear guests, I have a proposition
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, “What the hell happened?””As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss,” replied the wife.”Piss on him,” answered the husband. “You did,” said the wife,
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have I ever told you how handsome and sexy and irresistible to women you are?””Why no,” said the husband, flattered.”Then what the hell gave you that idea at the party?!” she yelled.
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his wife: “When I’m dead I want you to marry farmer Jones.”Wife: “No, I can’t marry anyone after you.” Johnson: “But I want you to.” Wife: “But why?” Johnson: “Jones once cheated