A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that when he arrived and sat down at the head table, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten his false teeth.Turning to the man next to him he said, “I forgot my teeth.” The man said, “No
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Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small tree begins to grow between them.The beech says to the birch: “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?”The birch says he cannot tell.Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling.The
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our children’s soccer practices. I phoned and explained that my husband had the car again, so I wouldn’t be able to take my turn.A few minutes before she was due
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can see right through him.
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery,loses control and crashes into the ditch. A farmer living nearby hears the horrible crash and rushes out to discover the wreckage. Finding the politicians, he
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary said, “My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, Mary, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’” Sally
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s your name, mister?” she inquired, after she climbed up in the truck.”It’s Snow, Roy Snow,” he answered, “and what’s yours?””I’m June, June Hansen,” she said. “Hey, why do you keep sizing me up with those sidelong