A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman’s horse stumbles and jostles the man’s wife. Once across
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A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When I solicited your chastity, if you had granted, I would not have married you.””Faith, I thought as much,” said the cunning lady, “but as I had been cheated two or three times before, I was determined
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air.”So? How was it going last
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her husband stood at the bedroom window, gazing at the stars.”Come to bed, darling,” she whispered after some time had passed.”Not likely,” replied the blonde groom, “my mother told me that this would be the best night
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The groom arose early and was reading the paper, thinking it was time to do something else. When his bride woke up, he said, “Honey would you like to see Oliver Twist?”His bride replied, “You show me
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out of the shower.”Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?””Probably that I married you for your money.”
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can’t you do that?””Gosh,” Jack says,