Johnny and Betsy just got married after having graduated as Aggies and are driving to Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Johnny, who’s at the wheel, reaches over and places his hand on Betsy’s knee.Betsy smiles and blushes, and says, “Oh Johnny, we’re married now, you can go farther
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A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while
In the old country, it is a custom for women to enter virginal and sexually ignorant into marriages arranged by their parents.In one particular case, an attractive young maid, from a very poor family was wed to a well-off, but relatively unattractive businessman.When the wedding night finally came, the couple,
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight times. On his wedding night, his wife informed him that she was still a virgin. This puzzled the Marketing Manager since after eight marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been
A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous evenings’ events. The woman says, “You are a terrible lover!”The man replies, “How can you tell after only 30 seconds?!”
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s $140.
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette. So she begins and says, “Sir, I offer you my honor.”He replies, “I honor your offer.”And that’s how it goes all night. Honor, offer. Honor, offer. Honor, offer.