A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same hotel in the same room where they spent their wedding night.In honor of the occasion, she bought a $400.00 silk see-through negligee. After taking off her clothes in the bathroom, she realized that she had left
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A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon.When they get back, his friend says to him, “So, tell me, how was it?””Oh, it was beautiful,” says
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down with a pained expression on her face.”What’s the matter, dear?” asks the woman at the front desk.”Well,” sniffed the girl, “He told me he’d been saving up for 60 years, and
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers.”Oh honey,” said the young nymph, “Does that mean we’re going to do it three times?””No,” said the old man, “it means you can take your
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving him oral sex when the phone rings.The husband answers it, to find out is his mother-in-law, asking for her daughter.He says, “She cannot talk rrright now, she ‘as a frog in ze thrrrought.”
My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!
In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I’m married to a sex maniac. My husband never leaves me alone. He makes love to me all night long, while I’m in the shower, while I’m cooking breakfast, while I’m making the beds, and even while I’m trying to clean