These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying to decide what prank to pull on a mutual friend. Their friend was getting married soon, and his good buddies just felt compelled to play some prank, as all good buddies would.After sitting around brainstorming for
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In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and shows up at his parents house completely distraught. His father asks him, “Son, why you not with you bride on you honeymoon?”The boy replies, “Daddy I was jus’ gettin ready to love
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him they just got married that morning.”Congratulations!” said the clerk looking at the bride. “Would you like the bridal then?””No thanks,” said the woman. “I’ll just hold him by the ears until he gets the hang of
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first man?”She looked up and said, “Why does everybody ask me that?!”
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, “Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?”After a few minutes of silence, the wife says, “Well, I’m waiting.”And the guy takes a deep breath and says, “Well, I’m still counting.”
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father to ask him about his upcoming performance.”Dad,” says the son, “what do I do tonight? I’m very nervous.””Don’t worry,” comforts the father. “It’s all very simple. Remember that thing you used to play with as a
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive to the Poconos and find the same romantic lodge is still there. A vibrant young couple, clearly very much in love, is checking in when they arrive.The husband says, “I’ll just nip around by their window