There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing resort on the edge of a beautiful lake. They arrived very early in the morning after a long drive and the man immediately went out fishing alone in a rowboat.He returned just before dinner and then
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Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says his little “If anyone know any reason…” ditty, say, “Look at him! Look at her! These people should not reproduce!” or rattle off every mean, nasty thing the ex ever did to you, including that time
A young man, with a promising career ahead of him, decided to marry a respectable convent girl, untarnished with the sins of contemporary society. After the wedding service, the bridal couple had to drive through the more unsavory areas of the city on the way to the reception.”William, what are
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should be obvious by nowDo what you want: You’ll pay for this laterWe need to talk: I need to complainSure…go ahead: I don’t want you to.I’m not upset: Of course I’m upset, you moron.You’re so manly: You
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting undressed, the first man says to his wife, “What huge buttocks!” Much offended, she threw him into the corridor.The second man, also undressing, says to his wife, “Christ! What huge tits!.”She is also greatly offended and
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding night, the new bride is quite anxious to get things going, but the man seemed to be having some difficulty. Finally, he starts to undress. When he takes off his pants, she notices that his knees
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is not too experienced. So he asks his best man to come along on the honeymoon and give a few pointers. The best man exclaims, “Come on man, its your honeymoon, you’re supposed to be spending time