At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.Asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, “I was just trying to be a good ring
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100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big to fit in pocket or purse bag of potting mix box of legal size hanging file folders bucket of sand cat door cellophane tape and staples dairy for 1991 exquisitely wrapped house-brick framed photo of Richard
William Bennett recalls when one of his “radical students” at Boston University announced that he and his girlfriend were getting married for “as long as we feel good about each other.”It seemed rather temporary to Dr. Bennett, so for a wedding present, he says, “I gave them paper plates.”
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words: “You’re WHAT?!?!?”
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local mall shopping one day, and used a ‘kiddy harness’ to keep track of him, since he’s an active little dickens and loves to walk and explore.As we stood watching the marvel of the escalator, a teenager
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking about the various problems and diseases going around.Teen says, “Grandpa, they didn’t have a whole lot of problems
What’s long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name.