An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons. When asked what the occasion was, she proudly displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her third finger, left hand, and announced…”It’s a boy, six
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The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said, “I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy.”The mother took a deep breath and began, “When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing…””I
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D. The Warden’s mighty upset about it too.Second Convict: Why? Because she married a con?First Convict: No. Because they eloped!
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you are the groom.How many showers is the bride supposed to have? At least one within a week of the wedding.What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony? Anything except “Tied to the Whipping Post”.
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out he has no money!
He really loved her but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years but he was so timid he just never
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was!