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There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the cop asks,” can I see your license and registrationplease!”The blonde responds, “license and registration what is that?”The cop respnds,” you will find your license in your purse andregistration in your glove compartment.”The cop gets the license
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a woman just like mother!” His father replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S. is still the Land of the Free, but your marriage demonstrates that
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 2) A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free. 3) A man who every morning comes to work from a different direction. 4) A man who never makes the same mistake once. 5) A nice guy who
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.” “I’m not really married.” “It’s only a cold sore.” “Looks aren’t important to me. I like you for your personality.” “Size isn’t important.” “This won’t hurt, I promise.” “We don’t have to go all the way,
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain”.”Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.””But, officer, I just wanted to say”…”And
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate route to the church. The streets