One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in ghosts?” Everyone put up their hand.”How many have seen ghosts?”A lot of people put up their hand.”How many have touched a ghost?”Five people put up their hands”How many have had sex with a ghost?”One person put
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Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. He just calls a meeting and makes darkness the standard.
There’s this guy and he lives in the second largest state in America, which is California, and he want’s to live in the largest state of America which is Alaska.So he goes there for a few weeks and decides he wants to become a fully-fledged Alskan, so he goes in
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users – People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate Users – People who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert Users
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over. He came to Adam & Eve & said, “I have two things left. One is the gift to piss while standing up.”Adam got very excited: “Oh, that would be so great, I would really