[To the tune of “American Pie”] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines. And I knew if I had the chance They could make my modem dance with chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines. But Help Desk phone calls
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What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on Wheels!
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s name is Nickel……. What is the oldest daughter’s name?You think you know it???Aww.. a smart one you are! You were probably thinking her name was Dime…. but if you were really smart you would know that
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss. In Hell: The cooks are English, The policemen are German, The mechanics are French, The lovers are Swiss, The bankers are Italian. In Computer Heaven: The management is
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her twice!!!!
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber. My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs. Recently, I met a girl who was released from