The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again.After several circles and jerks,
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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together.Just yesterday one of you takes away my license and then today you expect me to show it
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?””Of course not, dear,” replied the mother, “Why would you think
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her mom’s car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, “What grade, miss?””Eleventh!” she replied.(Did I mention she was also Blonde?)
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the window. “Good lord!” he screamed, “one of the engines just caught fire!” Other passengers left their seats and came running over; suddenly the aircraft was rocked by a second blast as yet another engine caught fire
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. I hate everybody, and you’re next. Please don’t make me kill you. I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re okay now. I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house, dress in basement.Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly.Better to be pissed off than pissed on.He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake