The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says, “Of course not Johnny,” To which Johnny replies, “Then I have definitely s**t my pants”.
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So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you seen my brother?”… and the barman says “I don’t know, what does he look like?” (ba-dum-tish)
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People.” This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work /
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, “Nocharge. I consider it a service to the Lord.”The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayerbooks and a thank you
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hearhim, is he still wrong?
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!”, and you chastise her for
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.The first said, “The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it’s got such big jowls. One bite and your gone.”The second shook his head and said “Nah, hippo may be