From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————– Found on the seal of a bag of bagels: NEW IMPROVED Made the old fashioned way ——————————————————————————– Sign in a restaurant: “We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.” Heard on a radio station. What
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I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up….the mime next door went nuts!
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. “Have a nice soak in the bath and I’ll bring you a
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I mean I fart all the time,” The Doctor nods, “Hmm.” Patient, “My farts do not stink and you can’t hear them. It’s just that I fart all the time. Look, we’ve been talking here for about
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife’s annoyance. “You’ll fart your guts out one of these days,” she always complained. After a particularly bad
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking