A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She goes into his bedroom and tells him to get up or he will miss breakfast.”No,” the son replies. “I don’t wanna go to school!””You HAVE to go to school,” the mother scolds.”No! The kids are mean
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Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a foreign country in an understandable way. Coors put its slogan, “Turn it loose,” into Spanish, where it was read as “Suffer from diarrhea.” Clairol introduced the “Mist Stick,” a curling iron, into German only to find
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across one shoulder was a pair of ladies nylon panties.Nervously one White House Aide approach the President and asked about the panties.”Oh those,” Replied the President, “I’m trying to quit. That’s the patch.”
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng – Hong Kong Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos – Cairo French fried ships – Cairo Garlic Coffee – Europe Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) – Europe Boiled Frogfish – Europe Sweat from the trolley – Europe
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world. Microsoft: “How much are you going to pay today?” MTV: “Loud and easy to spell.” Saks 5th Avenue: “You Could Shop Here if You’re Poor, But That Would be Stupid!” Iguana: “The
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman driving it. Whos fault is it?The Woman’s, she should of never left the kitchen!