A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to the arch. He walks up to it and sees “Welcome to www.Heaven.com. Please enter your User ID and Password to continue.” He doesn’t have either, but underneath
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These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN — FROST FREE! FROZEN SOFT + GENTLE BATH TISSUE – 4 ROLLS 99 CENTS AMERICAN FLAG – 60 STARS – POLE INCLUDED – $100 TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY. GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb. OPEN HOUSE – BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON – FREE COFFEE + DONUTS FREE PUPPIES…PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART DOG FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.Her friend saw this and
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 555-0707 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap. (Tuesday) NOTICE – We regret having erred in R. D. Jone’s ad yesterday. It should have
What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your children are?” Italy: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your husband is?” France: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your wife is?” Poland: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know what time it is?”