These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy Autos Killing 110 a Day–Let’s Resolve to Do Better 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar War Dims Hope
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What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek man and 1 Greek woman 2English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarianwoman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken from an article by Richard Lederer, author of “Anguished English”. On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks go out to those sending flowers, cards and contributing to the death of her husband.
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you’re a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first.You know you’re a red neck when you go
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE…ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES, 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15 TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH IT’S OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A Cop!!!
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world. FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) – $50 NORDIC TRACK $300 – HARDLY USED – CALL CHUBBIE at: BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING – “WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS” SHAKESPEARE’S PIZZA – FREE CHOPSTICKS HUMMELS