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Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
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Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
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There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to line up.The the hooker’s gramma came and said “Why are all of you girls lined up?”The girl didn’t want her gramma to know what she did for a living
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