These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a Rome laundry: “Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: “Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.” Sign on the box
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How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the office of a Roman doctor: “Specialist in women and other diseases.” Sign in a Tokyo shop: “Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run.” Sign from a Japanese
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant in New York: “Tip-ing is not a city in China.” Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store: “Snickers, 5 for 1.00$.(limit 4)” On a dock in Juneau, Alaska: “Safety ladder, climb at
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both went up to heaven. St. Peter met them at the entrance to the pearly gates. He said “You both must show me something to prove your worth, going into heaven.”Mother Theresa went first.
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on the subway in NYC: “Learn to read and speak English. Call us now.” An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: “Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed.” Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: “Used beer department.” On a store
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210” is when she’s on a scale.