There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped in he would buy something for his mother and send it to her. On one such stop he found a parrot that spoke thirty different languages. He immediately bought it and sent it home to his
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The confused young man couldn’t decide whether to marry Kathryn or Edith. Try as he might, he just could not make up his mind.Unwilling to give up either, he strung them along for far too long. This indecision continued until both young women got tired of the situation and left
A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably inscribed with the donor lawyer’s name.One of the recipients sent an e-mail of thanks back to the lawyer saying, “That’s the first time I’ve ever had a lawyer buy the balls.”
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The first man went to the Father and said: ” Father, Father I have sinned!” Father: “What have you done?” The first man:” I have lied!” Father: “Drink the Holy water and you will be saved.” And
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being issued to honor two great American patriots. On one side of the coin would be Theodore Roosevelt, on the other, Nathan Hale.Asked why two people were going to be on the same coin, the official replied,
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of marriage. They received many gifts at the wedding but their favorite was a set of towels embroidered with the words: “hiss and hearse”(woo-hoo!…that was terrible! 🙂
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been