Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual. One of them is an Italian, one is Black and the other is Jewish.They are sitting around drinking some beers, and they make a wager. They bet who can make love to their wife and make
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an asphalt truck: “Let us fill your crack!” Office sign: “Ace exterminating – we kill bugs dead, walk-ins welcome.” Sign at a muffler shop: “No muff too tough for us!” Sign on a government issue car: “Fulton
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a Norfolk farm: “Trespassers beware! I shoot every tenth trespasser. The ninth one just left.” Sign seen in London department store: “Bargain Basement Upstairs” Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: “Closed for official opening.” Sign
A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics,
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a Hong Kong supermarket: “For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.” Sign at fast-food place: “PARKING FOR DRIVE-THRU CUSTOMERS ONLY!” Sign outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: “Ladies may have a fit upstairs.” Sign in a
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not bring babys?Swallows!