A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New York convalescent home: “For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.” On a Maine shop: “Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.” At a number of military bases: “Restricted
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and screaming. They don’t know I’m just using blanks.
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country shop: “We buy junk and sell antiques.” In the window of an Oregon store: “Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?” In a Maine restaurant: “Open 7 days a week and weekends.”
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. Before long it exploded into flames and an alarm went out to fire departments from miles around. After fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said,
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a realtor’s office: “Lots for little.” Sign in a shoe store: “Come in and have a fit.” Sign in a maternity clothes store: “We are open on labor day.” Sign in a non-smoking area: “If we see
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for a few months, when he decided to test her. As they drove along in the car, he unzipped his fly, turned to her and said, “Do you want to see my wee-wee?”She yelled, “No!No! Please zip