Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t let worry kill you — let the church help. Thursday night – Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. For those of you
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Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink!Q – The dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door… which do you let in first? A – The dog of
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships : ” DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE – XEROX YOUR PAYCHECKS ” At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation: “Belt
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A Knight is once a knight ,always a Knight and the Shriners argue that once a night is enough for anyone!
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.’ Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened. Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus. (translation of the Greek): ‘Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice’ A sign advertising a Company wide
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim Ahead of my legions I invaded her regions I saw, I conquered, I came!
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa Fe gas station: “We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.” In a New York restaurant: “Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.” On the wall of a Baltimore estate: