A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said “If you get in, I’ll give you a lollypop.” The girl kept walking. Following along slowly, the man said “Come on and get in the car with me and I’ll give you two lolly pops.”
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Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. Stock up and save. Limit: one. We build
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload of gays?The lesbians got there lickety-split, while the gays where still packing there shit.
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play. Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred. Our experienced Mom
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home! (you know, Fords – Fix or Repair Daily)
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. Semi-Annual after-Christmas
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.”I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?!””There is,” he replied. “Breakfast!”