A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the brains cost. They saleswoman tells him, “$5/gram for women’s brains, $20/gram for dog’s brains, and $100/gram for men’s brains.”So the guy is surprised with the varying prices, and he
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Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae West Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. Jimi Hendrix The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. Marty Feldman How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. Steve Martin
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says ” I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know… Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.” The second guy says “I’m a D.I.N.K, you know… Double Income, No Kids.” The third guy says, ” I’m a
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly towards him. Before he could offer
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35 Chicken or Beef $2.25 Children $2.00. For
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.What’s that for?, he asked.”Oh, that’s the direct line to the Lord” said the Pope.The visitor said, “Wow, how much is a call?”The Pope answered, “$2,000 per minute.”A few days later the same
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For Sale — Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy. Great Dames for sale. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. Dog for