A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken Run for office? No. I’ve slept with too many women, I’ve done too many drugs, and I’ve been to too many parties. George Clooney Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I’m
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If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours tobegin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up yourstuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, andnever behaves as
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone. Lenny Bruce I love women. They’re the
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your billsnow? Like bills aren’t distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. Robert Frost The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse Dennis Miller
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and using each letter only once) into:TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNSCoincidence? I think not!
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I never know what I think about something until I read what I’ve written on it. William Faulkner I handed in a script last year and the studio didn’t change one word. The word they didn’t change