The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, “What flag is this?”A little girl called out, “That’s the flag of our country.””Very good,” the teacher said. “And what is the name of our country?”‘Tis of thee,”
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A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, “Who can tell me what this is?” A little girl raised her hand. “Yes, Janie, what do
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot.This continued until he put up the following effective sign: This parking space belongs to the Wizard…. Violators will be toad!
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted that women customarily walked about 5 paces behind their husbands.She observed that the men now walked over 20 paces BEHIND their wives!She approached one of the
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, “Oh God, I’m doomed!”There is a ray of light from the sky above and a voice booms out: “No my son, you are NOT
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story.”What’s it about?” he asked. “I don’t know,” she replied. “I can’t read.”
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever.The diver went below another 20 ft, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went