He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. He knows computers… He’s not fit for contact with humans. He writes blank checks
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Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked. Her memory is truly random-access. Her mental function can be graphed with a single dot. Her mere presence causes parity errors, power fails, and head crashes. Her mind is not grounded to a logic supply. Her
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they were out of stock. His brain would rattle around in a gnat’s navel. His buffer is full. His clutch is slipping. His data bus stops for red lights. His deck has no face cards. His elevator
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is longer than his attention span. — Thaves His root file system isn’t mounted. His seat back is not in the full upright and locked position. His shared libraries aren’t installed. His signal-to-noise ratio
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for “extra thick.” In need of a ROM upgrade. In serious need of attitude adjustment. In the shopping mall of the mind, he’s in the toy store. In touch with her higher power, but out of
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in winter. Like a one-armed man climbing a rope. Likes dunking for french fries. Little red choo-choo’s gone chugging ’round the bend / jumped the track. Lives in La-la-land. Lives in the same
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he looks, but that would be impossible. Not digging in the same ditch with the rest of us. Not done evolving yet. Not enough brain cells for the Prozac to be effective. Not enough brains to get