An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering prototype that should not have been shipped. Answers the door when the phone rings. Any slower and he’d be in reverse. — Gignac As a baby his parents stood him on his soft spot.
Category: Miscellaneous
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Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing with his wand too much. Been playing with the pharmacy section again. Been short on oxygen one time too many. Been using her head as a mass driver. Blew his O-rings. Blew the hatch before the
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff. Can discern facts and form predictions with the acumen of an economist. Can easily be confused with facts. Can only remember her old passwords. Can only shoot pool with a left-handed cue stick.
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t hit sand if he fell off a camel. Couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn if he were standing inside. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. Couldn’t think/pee his
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the rupee. Doesn’t have the brain power to toast a crouton. Doesn’t have the sense God gave an animal cracker. Doesn’t have two neurons to rub together. Doesn’t just know nothing doesn’t even suspect much. Doesn’t know
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity errors under load. Gives a lot of bull for somebody what ain’t got no cattle. Goalie for the dart team. God might still use him for miracle practice. God’s favorite target for lightning strikes. Goes with
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex, but not a very good one. Has an IQ one lower than it takes to grunt. Has change for a seven dollar bill. Has FINO (first in never out) memory. Has his brain on cruise control