My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlantic Office. The line wasn’t clearly formed, and there was an old man with a cane nearby me.I wasn’t really sure who was next and when we got to
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Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.Don’t listen to critics – do what must be done.Build on high ground.For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.Two heads are better than one.Speed isn’t always an
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing feat, a woman from the back of the theater yelled out, “Hey, how’d you do that?””I could tell you, madam”, the magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.”After
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,- “Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor’s wife!”
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, I quipped, “I don’t think that is going to help much, hon?””Sure it does,” he said. “How else can I can see the numbers!”
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time…”Class,” said he, “My name begins with the letter `M’ and I pick up
Investigating a purse snatching, Brunswick, Georgia, detectives picked up a man who fit the thief’s description and drove him back to the scene. He was told to exit the car and face the victim for an I.D. The suspect dutifully eyed the victim, and blurted, “Yeah, that’s the woman I