Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived. “Right at the end of ,” Billy Bob replied. “Could you spell that for me please?” the operator asked. After a very lengthy pause Billy Bob said,
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Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they called his two buddies Jim-Bob and Billy-Joe to I.D. him. Jim-Bob went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. “Yep, he’s got
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?” The other replies, “Well I don’t know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.” So that night he did and God replied, “You are what you are.”
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water in the carburettor.” “How do you know?” said the husband scornfully. “You don’t even know what the carburettor is.” “I’m telling you,” repeated the wife, “I’m sure there’s water in the carburettor.” “We’ll see,” mocked the
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no hands!