Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s gonna lose a trailer!
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Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet women!
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client. “Now, Ladies and Gentleman of the jury,” concluded the lawyer, “you’ve looked carefully at the defendant. Can you sit there in the jury box and
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Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school. The next day when the twins each gave there dad the letter he gave them a hiding and sent them to bed. the next morning