More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don’t wanna go to.I’D LOVE TO BUT…… I have to go to court for kitty littering.” … I have to jog my memory.” … I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar.” …
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My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and he used to tell me, when I was a little nipper, how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the hard work of blacksmithing.One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulder
A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:”I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, and if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.”Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note:”I’ve circled
Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!”The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. “”Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. .. .””The toilet seat is cracked: where do I
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says He: “I’m sorry honey but I’m up to my neck in work today”Says She: “But I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you dear.”Says He: “OK darling, but since I’ve got no time
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive her application.As the executive begins to scan her resume, he notices that she has been fired from every job she’s ever held.”I must say,” says the executive, “your work history
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there.”Please,” protested the college President, “you already make more than the entire History department.””Yeah, maybe so, but you don’t know what I have to put up with,” the coach blustered. “Look.”He went out into