A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a claret + blue carpet. The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the
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Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening tothe priest’s sermon when i saw a guy smoking cigarettes inside the church. I was so amazed that i didn’t know when the bottle of beer i was holding fell on the floor.
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was forced to climb onto the roof of his house. As the waters rose higher and higher, a man in a rowboat appeared, and told
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, “Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!” The mother turn red with fury, and
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering” and five guys stand up. The restrooms are outside. Opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday. A member of the church requests
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather expensive suit on, hoping the Pope would notice how smart he was and perhaps talk a few words with him. As the Pope made
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. “Next Sunday,” she said, “we are going to talk about liars, and in preparation for our lesson I want you all to read the of Mark.” The following week, at the beginning of the class meeting,