Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds. You may not fish on a camel’s back. Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back. A person may not be seen in public
Category: Miscellaneous
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored – nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits – nor sell, exchange, offer to sell or
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink. It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist. Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to shower naked. You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers. It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road. Women may
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp. A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public. Kisses may last for no more than five minutes. One-armed piano players must perform
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, “This is our number one sport.” The horrified woman said, “Isn’t that revolting?” “No,” the guide replied, “revolting is our number two sport.”
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head. The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and