The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer’s Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the government does not want you to pay your taxes in pennies. I have a hard time believing that a garbage collector made $150,000 last year so for the last time, DID
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“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing.” “That McDonald’s offer is for a Limited Time only and buddy, that could run out at ANYTIME!” “I’m trying to rush home for the new Hanson video debut on
You’re introduced to everyone as “The Minesweeper God”. You have visited every website in the world. You’re the Spelling Bee Coordinator in rural Alabama. You are the only one that is ready for the rush of ticket sales for that New Kids on the Block reunion tour. You’re able to
Was Affected by the Stock Market Crash “He can’t come to the phone right now..he’s on the ledge.” “He won’t be in today…he was made an offer and he refused.” “He left the building and not via the elevator..if you catch my drift.” “I’m sorry, sir..she’s not in…she’s out digging
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You know, I’d like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That’s one movie I gotta see! While I’m up, can I get you anything? Honey since
I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I’m not getting when humans make noise with their mouths? Why doesn’t the government do something about dogs? I wonder if Morris really liked 9-Lives, or did he have ULTERIOR motives? Hmmm … If dogs serve humans, and
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go with that dress. Nice service…where’s the keg? When did he die…really…hey Bob, you won the pool!!! Hey, we’re with the Publisher Clearing House Prize Patrol and we’re looking for…oh, never mind. Don’t look now Fred but