Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.” If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.” Reply to
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Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, all of you just shut UP!” Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small
Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time You get to eat insect food like snails and frog’s legs If there’s a war you can surrender really early You don’t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4. You
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel Covered Zucchini Colored Crisco on a Stick Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts Chocolate Covered Prunes A Handful of Red Man Anything that ticks!
Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled “Bleeders” and “Non-Bleeders” Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance. Does an extensive search for cavities…dental and body. He…ummm..licks his tools clean. Gets mad when you mention that 4 out of 5 dentists surveyed line. When you come
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look different with the lights on.” “You couldn’t carry Wapner’s gavel you moron!” “You’re not as easy to buy as others said you were.” “No you robe wearing geek.” “I don’t suppose there’s a “You get me
All of a sudden, she’s typing in a different font. Instead of hearing that lovely “You’ve Got Mail” statement when you use America OnLine, you hear “You Just Got Dumped!” Your connection to his server is constantly refused. You get a Dear John E-mai…Your name is Fred. They no longer