As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Have one of the hostages hold your gun while you make a quick trip to the bathroom. Let one hostage go to the bathroom. When he doesn’t return, send the others to see what’s taking
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The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a 200 MPH speedometer. The AOL car would come equipped with a NEW and fantastic 8-Track tape player. The car would often refuse to start and owners would just expect this and try again later. The windshield
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. I was working smarter – not harder. Whew! I must have left the top off the whiteout. I
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don’t have a clue as to when it happened. Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom. Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS. You turn off your modem and get
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed up in your cellar. You don’t have to go to the grocery store for a year. You invited the local football team over to eat twice this week, and you still have food left! You have
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items or less” lane. You walk into a store at 10 minutes to close not knowing what you want and don’t decide for another 30 minutes. You yell out what a GREAT TIPPER you are. You return
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?” “I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind.” “I must admit, you brought Religion in