A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. “I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate him. Then he tells me last week he has decided
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Answers Given By Students To Test Questions On The Bible:The first book of the Bible is Guinessis.Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterward, Moses went up on
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due for dinner. Soon, everything was on, Mr. Smythe the guest came in, and everyone sat down.Then Mother noticed something was missing….”Susie, dear,” she said, “You didn’t put a knife and fork at Mr. Smythe’s place.””But, Mommy,
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!)I’D LOVE TO BUT…… I changed the lock on my door and now I can’t get out. … I feel a song coming on.
The was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat watermelons. . .After some careful thought he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the
Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands….When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.”You’re running around with other women,” she told her mate.”Eve, honey, you’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You know you’re the only woman on earth.”The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says to the first gal, “What is three times three?” “297,” was her prompt reply. “Ummm humm,” says the doc.The doctor says to the second lady, “It’s your turn now. What is three times three?” “Friday,” replies