A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti- hunter, purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started
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yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get to be alive and unconscious.
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY ARE BOTH STUCK UP CUNTS.
YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL IN THE GRAND CANYON SHE GOT STUCK HALF WAY DOWN
it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day…Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo. billy-bob: hey billi-jo…can i stick my finger in your belly-button?billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>…now its 11:00 at the police station…billy-bob: hey billi-jo…can i stick my finger in your belly-button?billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>…now its
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the