Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed where he’d first had sex.”It was right down there by that tree. I remember the day plainly. It was a warm summer day. She and I were so much in love. We walked down to the
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your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE CONTINUED
What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess. The first kid said “Uh, 14? “No,” the teacher said. The second kid said “3.8” “Not quite” the teacher said. Finally the third kid said “That’s easy, 4”