A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. You have the body of a 35 year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?” The 60
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Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts….man who puts penis in vaccuum cleaner, get sucked off….boy who lay girl on hill, not on level….man who lose key to girlfriend apartment, get no new-key!…he who finger girl during period, get caught
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish It’s a long story but one that will have you laughing out LOUD!!Overview: I had to take my son’s hamster to the vet. Here’s what happened:Just after dinner one night,
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed “I can’t break this! I need exact change.””Come on buddy.” Jack pleaded, “Can’t you give me a break, just this once?””Nope. Sorry. Exact change!” Answered the
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from shredding on the
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?A: We have to stick together.Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?A: Hello, hello.Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?A: