Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor needed a new head samurai. So, he sent out a message to everybody he knew for them to send a message to who they knew, and so forth.A year passes, and only three people show up:
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More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. S$$T HAPPENS!.Accept than some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.The best vitamin for making friends: B1.If you can’t be the tablecloth, don’t be
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.If Cat Stevens married
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -‘You’ll never find anyone like me again!’I’m thinking, ‘I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?’”Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How was work, dear?” his wife asks.”Listen! I don’t want to talk about work!” he shouts.”Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked meal?” she asks sweetly.”Listen!” he shouts again. “I’m not
The Geography of a Woman————————Between the ages of 18 – 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.Between the ages of 21 – 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well
THINK YOU’RE HAVING A BAD DAY…. check it out these actual cases.Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scubatanks on his back, flippers,