Love ’em or hate ’em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks like to call them are fun. Try ’em on your friends and relatives, but keep a straight face when you tell them and be preapared for GROANS… then you’ll see why they are called so… enjoy
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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I’m not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really – I spill most of
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look. “What’s going on?” Ed asked one of the crowd.”We’re watching to see if some idiot can ride that bronco machine,” he said nodding towards a fearsome
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been.”Sidney thought of everything,” she told them. “Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. ‘Tillie,’ he told me, ‘I
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow.”Who is this incredibly fine archer?” cried the duke. “I must find him!”After continuing through the forest
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs in to the ER and says his wife’s been in an accident.They tell him Dr. Smith is handling the case and they page the doctor.Doc
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