On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven’s gate waiting on St.Peter to do an intake. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up
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What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished first.They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence. Turns out he didn’t tell her to lie, he told her to kneel.How will Clinton build his bridge to the 21st century?
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.”There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow.
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don’t wanna go to.I’D LOVE TO BUT……I did my own thing and now I’ve got to undo it. …I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. …I have to floss my pets… …I
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done all right. I haven’t gossiped, lusted, lost my temper, haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. Praise Your Name! I’m grateful for Your grace…But Lord, a few minutes from now, I’m getting out of bed…
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.** No, I don’t have a license to kill; it’s just a learners permit.** Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect.** Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now that Windows 98 is out, Microsoft have disclosed the alternatives that were considered when Windows 95 was released :1. Windows: The colorful clown suit for DOS.2. Double your drive space: Delete Windows!3. Windows and DOS: A