During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, “How’d you learn to shoot like that ? Have you ever been in combat before?” “Well suh,” drawled the boy, “To be honest, this is my first public war.”
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The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base “Requesting Radar”. “What is you position?” asked ATC “You got radar you find us” Air Force One replied. After a few minutes ATC announced “Air Force One we’re changing
Q. “Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?” A. “So that if the seat falls while they’re drinking, it won’t smack them in the back of the head”
Q. “Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?” A. “Because sheep would be too obvious”
Q: “What has an IQ of 42?” A: “40 Marines plus their lieutenant”
A general calls a colonel: – Do you have a couple of smart majors? – Yes I do. – Send them to me. I need to move my furniture around.
A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: – I can’t drink from this mug. It has no opening. The sergeant examines the mug and says: – You are right. And besides this, it has no bottom.