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Airmen had to

Airmen had to launch two E-3 AWACS from a National Guard base after a heavey snow strom. Well after a 5 hour delay waiting for the snow to be plowed of, they were able to take-off. The planes taxied off and stoped a hundred yards to the flight line. The

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Sargeant Williams was

Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and as such was always trying to impress his company commander and the other officers in the Command. Daily he was seen jumping all over his officer candidates and yelling at them as he supposedly developed them

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Soldier Ivanov was

Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. – In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. – Absolutely, answered the sergeant. And you are its latest model.

Colin Powell, once

Colin Powell, once USA’s highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days. It shows the importance of clear objectives. Finding an outpost at a very vulnerable spot, Powell decided to investigate why it was location was chosen. He was assured that

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A draftee went

A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Medically Exempt. Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M.E. on his papers. “Does that

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Short-sighted sarge: “Attention!

Short-sighted sarge: “Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!” “But sarge, that’s a hydrant!” Sarge:”Anyway, in this place academics have to obey as well.”

A destroyer pulled

A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didn’t notice a chimpanzee, escaped from a nearby civilian transport, crawled up the ropes and up to the smokestack. Down the stack, it made its way into the engine room. It came across a power

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