Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: “Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?” “Learnit, hell, it’s a gift,” proudly informed the NCO.
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Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: – Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. – Is it mandatory to wear it? – Sure. It’s raining outside.
Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: What’s the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.
Q: “How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?” A: “We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time.”
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.