|A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, “Halt, who goes there?” The
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|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn’t have a rifle. “That’s no problem, son,” said the sergeant. “Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go ‘Bangety Bang Bang’.” “But what about a bayonet, Sarge?” asked the young
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again. Do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the same language. For example, if you told Navy personnel to “secure a building,” they would turn off the lights and lock the doors.Army personnel would occupy the building so no one could enter.Marines would assault the
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber.The message for the B-52 crew was, “Anything you can do, I can do better.”Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some Leading Papers’ Coverage of Custer’s MassacreVariety: “Custer Closes Out of Town”Pravda: “Big Red Victory.”Sports Illustrated: “Indians Win Series”Women’s Wear Daily: “Feathers Make Comeback”Reader’s Digest: “Sitting Bull Reveals New Cure for Dandruff”The Washington Post: “Custer Loses Rural
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, while the Israelis lost no planes.Sometime later, the Syrian Defense Minister was shopping for weapons in Moscow.His